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You Never Give Me Your Money


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Today, a mere week after receiving notice that an automatic loan payment had been returned due to insufficient funds, thus adding a fee from each the bank and the loan company to my mountain of debt, I say to you that today! I got a letter from my former, different bank offering me a credit card with all sorts of introductory deals! I suppose my checking account that hovers around zero makes me a special person to them!

It reminded me of my favorite New Testament story, wherein Jesus finds moneylenders doing business in the Temple at Jerusalem and…

Jesus smites

HE SMASHES THE SHIT OUTTA THEIR TABLES!!!

And then I read about how the Teabaggers react to all this stuff and it made me scared of having to fight a civil war with them. But really, if they can all get together in a couple of landlocked states and secede, why stop ‘em?

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  1. caitlin Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 9:03 am

    i read that too! and it mostly made me terrified of them egging on crazy people with how much they love guns. i wish they would ship all the teabaggers to north korea so they could see what an actual tyrannical government is like.

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