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A Flock of Seagulls, or Geese, as the Case May Be


Friday, January 16, 2009

I’ve spent so much of the last few months building websites (plural? you ask; well, I’ll tell you all about it next week) that I’m experiencing minor turbulence in getting back into the swing of straight-up creating. But, we’re getting there. And speaking of turbulence, how ’bout those geese and that airplane?? Around Jeopardy time last night, all the networks were still interrupting programming to cover what was soon dubbed the Miracle on the Hudson. Come on, networks. Miracle? Can we call this what it is, which is people doing their jobs very well? A pilot making an impeccable water landing in the middle of a crowded river, and then ferry captains and dispatchers immediately rushing to folks who were obviously in need? Can we not bring God into this? If the Tough Guy did anything here, it was to put a flock of geese in the way of an airplane, not to rescue all 155 people on board, right?

How do you like this string of rhetorical questions? Is it obvious I’m enjoying writing a blog post again? And have you been wondering what else I’ve been doing other than messing around with WordPress and learning snatches of CSS and PHP as I go along for all these months? The answer is mostly doing illustration work for TheBigMoney.com. The Big Money is owned by Washington Post-Newsweek Interactive which has a pretty restrictive contract wherein I can’t publish my illustrations for them until three months after they do. However! As far as I can tell, I still own the sketches. I’d like to show them to you. (The first three will all be on PB dot C in the next week and a half. Since the second one was published a month before the first, it already is.)

First, an unpublished first draft for my first Big Money piece ever (and so far the only one I’ve done for an article by BFF Chad), “The War on Endowments.” I was still getting used to the flexibility of doing a drawing for a website, where I can sorta do whatever size I want, and this was much too big and would shrink down to an indecipherable blob. This was also the one time I had more than a day to illustrate, so I had the chance to start over.

War on Endowments

And here we have the ink drawing for the one illustration that was online more than three months ago, about the way advertising is creeping into content on TV. I’m letting the whole universe in on a secret here: I did this one completely at my internet cafe place of part-time business. I had to run to Utrecht and buy pencils and Microns, and drew on a scrap piece of laser copier paper.

Ratings Game - inks

Next is a sketch for an article about who has the next big idea for tax policy.

What's the Big Idea

Then a digi sketch for a story about Windows Vista not being all that bad. Here I discovered that a monitor can be a lightbox. Having traced the basic composition of Delacroix’s Liberty Leading the People with my Wacom, I was all, Shit, how am I gonna get the final on paper lickety-split? Then I taped my Bristol board onto the plastic frame around my screen, et voila! I reeeally hoped the headline would be “Vivre la Vista,” but it was “Vista Rules.”

Vivre la Vista (Vista Rules!)

This is a concept that came from Big Mon editorial, of lawyer vultures circling over dying businesses, but having slim pickings. I stuck ‘em in a tree. I did the final with the fake silkscreen texture of that The Wire drawing I posted previously, and soon realized that this fanciness makes my files ten times bigger than they used to be. Woopsos! I had to send a substantially lower-res final than I had been, but oh well, it doesn’t seem to be a big deal.

They're Vultures!

And finally, the New Year feature about the five worst days (economically speaking) of 2008. Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson are crying in the New Year hoping things can’t get any worse. Well here’s hoping…and speaking of which we only have four days to go before a certain terrorist fist jabber takes office!

5 Worst Days

In with the New


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Yup, this is the first new Frog Blog post. We did it! We did it together. Since the last time I made a post, there was this big party for some dude who won a race or something? Also Caitlin and I got a cat. She’s stoned out of her mind on catnip and rolling around on the ground right now. Her name is Sheba, and she was Dan’s grandmother’s before she was ours. She’s marmalade, sorta fat with a kinda stubby tail, very conversational and all-around cute. Before we got her, I drew this cat:

Okay, now here are some composite sketchbook doodles from the last month or so. Can you see a theme here?

Suhlebrity Sunday: Barack Obama


Sunday, October 5, 2008

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Who’s up? Whose down?


Saturday, September 27, 2008

I’m happy to announce that swampbrick.com’s envious younger brother has murdered him and seized the throne for himself. Long live PatBarrett.com! And speaking of succession, the first presidential debate just ended. It was tense, but civil, as only a discussion between senators can be. Also tonight, the Mets have shown some more signs of collapse. This is a good thing, because I won’t need to continue to be weighed down by the guilt of being invested in their race at least as much as I am by Barack in his.

In conclusion, whoa-ho-ho-hoooooo-ooohh. You didn’t think I’d post some practice pages did you?? Drawing hands! The question is always, how much comes from cartoons and cartooning, how much from graphic art like illuminated manuscripts, and how much from “life” – which I suppose means Renaissance ideals. No’m sayn?

Celebrity Cedarday: Michelle Obama


Saturday, September 20, 2008

What kind of sketchblog is this? Two posts in as many days?? With prices so low, I must be in-saaane!!!! Well, here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Our future First Lady and current Best Lady, Michelle Robinson Obama!!

I’m so sorry I don’t have more to say today, and can’t fill up your time with any thoughts on the fall of a certain empire we seem to be living through. President actually seems to be the least desirable job I could think of at the moment. But hey, perhaps this is a Franklin Roosevelt moment? Yes, it could be. It truly could be. Let’s be honest, I have nothing to add to the conversation right now. This is what you have done to me. Satisfied?

Portrait of the Week: Hillary Clinton


Monday, June 16, 2008

Finally, the Portrait of the Week for last week. There’s another one coming for the end of this week, so don’t fret.

I’ll tell ya, back in January I really loathed both of the Clintons. But now, after Ms. Clinton’s suspension speech, I’ve got nothing but love. If the drawing seems overly heroic, just wait until I do Barack.

Here Comes the Sun


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The portraits project is forging ahead, and I realized I missed a pretty good moment to do an Obama piece this week, but oh well, such is life. Harold Ramis will soon be gracing this blog, despite his not being in the news, or having a new project coming soon, or anything. I just like him, okay?

Here’s what else, cold-brewed coffee is really good. I read about it in a Times article last summer, and now I’ve done it twice. My coffee pot couldn’t have cracked at a more opportune time than this very summery early June.

Following are some pretty recent on-the-street and in-the-cafe sketches.

Okay, I guess I suck


Thursday, February 14, 2008

I’m not a real artist anymore. Ever since my girlf got me subscriptions to the New Yorker and National Geographic, all I do on the subway is read. And, apparently, the only time I draw is on the subway. Or something. I’ve been doing campaign work for the Obama, which has been fun. I’ve been lying on the couch reading. Been drawing dry erase pictures (which are getting pretty sophisticated and intense). Cleaned up my room and my “studio” (corner of the living room), sorta. I’m a goddamn bum.